Just not that into me?

What is it with this guy?  Let see you leave the country for a month with no correspondence, then to return with a "hi how are you?, I am back" text?  "Who does that?"  What is that supposed to mean?  I wonder what they think?  Do we really just sit at home waiting for their return? And does he think I should!

Absolutely NOT!  

Because we don't have too!!!!!!

Really?

You text me at 7:15 on a Sunday night to see if I want to hang out?  Who does that?  Can a guy ever make a plan?  Do they really expect to just come over for what? a Booty Call? on a Sunday? "who does that?"  I know for a fact a woman would like to have a man at least set up a plan, what a concept?  BUT because I didn't fall into the "booty" trap, I said no, why?

BECAUSE I CAN!  

Stay tuned!

The Married Man

Really??? What are they thinking?  GET OUT OF YOUR MARRIAGE, if you decide to "hit" on us!  REALLY?? do I want to have sex with you, knowing your going home to your wife, yes I understand you have not had sex in years, NOT MY PROBLEM!  Move along!  I could take advantage of the situation, BUT I don't, why, BECAUSE I CAN!